My friend Ian can’t get a sex change. I guess there’s no womb at the Ian.
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This is very disturbing and scandalous! I can’t believe the US is launching a trade whore with China.
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How did the Virgin Mary deliver her baby? Emmanuel labour.
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Don’t mock Jesus. He is derision Lord.
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I thought I could figure out the Rubik’s puzzle in under a minute.
What cubris!
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I was going to make a pun about getting opera tickets in the mail, but that would be really Puccini the envelope.
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A Frenchman would have you believe his farts smell sweeter. I’ve been to Paris and can tell you, this is a beau gas claim.
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A disturbing trend is a freak au courants.
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Microsoft knows that programming crappy software requires many shitterations.
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If the economy is moving, why do we have to budget?