The best behaved dogs have a certain pet-agree.
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When the police arrested the furniture repairman, he claimed to be upholstering the law.
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When it came to basketball, Abdul-Jabbar was the Kareem of the crop.
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I got a bad haircut in Stockholm. Now I’m parting in such Swede sorrow.
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Who enjoys a beer while walking? Astrolagers
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The safest way to cross a river? Well, it deepens.
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There was an orphan boy who developed a peculiar phobia some time after his parents died: It seems the lad would go into absolute hysterics whenever he saw – get this – a group of musicians chewing fresh wintergreen sprigs!
Psychaitrists were called in, but to no avail: the docs could only explain the boy’s behaviour as a fear of a band on mint.
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Hear about the disgruntled septic tank cleaner who’s trying to find a plumber job?
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Celebrity rumours: Yo-Yo Maw eats toys.
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When a magician bakes bread, he doesn’t wands it – he kneads it.