Pun of the Day

12/14/2021 No comments

With climate change all over the media, can you spot a melting glacier? What’s your Ice See Q?

(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

12/10/2021

It’s hard to insure a fishery. Most policies don’t cover acts of Cod.

(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

12/08/2021 No comments

Are corpses upset about being dead?

Yes, they are lived.

(9 votes, average: 4.11 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

12/03/2021 No comments

When Monica Lewinsky interned for Santa, she spent a lot of time servicing the North Pole. However, the wind blew and the weather sucked; she tried to quit, but Santa kept her around to polish his candy canes. Feeling exploited, she launched a Clause-suction lawsuit.

(5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

12/02/2021 No comments

Any failure of change machines to accept cash is untenable.

(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)