Hear about the clone who couldn’t function without his morning copy?
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What’s the business equivalent of combining matter and anti-matter? A: cars with built-in smartphones, ie Kia and Nokia.
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I went to Kinshasa, DRC, hoping to see modern skyscrapers, but saw nothing but demolished buildings. I guess you’d say there was an in Congo ruins between my expectations and reality.
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Urination is easy! Don’t believe the painstream media.
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I ate too much garlic pasta. Now I have Italitosis.
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When I gave up coffee it was like I lost my head. I felt decaffitated.
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How do you educate a prostitute?
Horticulture.
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What’s the medicine for winter headaches? A spring.
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I’m thinking of buying a cat. I’ve heard cats can be finicky. In fact, the pet store said that the cat that I want only eats religiously consecrated fish — from the superorder elopomorpha. Pretty weird. So… when I get that feline, I need sectual eelings?
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The fashion scene in Spain is intense! It’s like a Seville wore.