There are many large, hard bodies in the solar system, suggesting the sun has asteroid problem.
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Missing the barf bucket and puking on the floor, now that’s beyond the pail.
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If you let your testicles get too cold, you may suffer from hypospermia.
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Judge: “The defendant is accused of selling bootlegged copies of ‘Mony Mony’…”
Lawyer: “I object, your honour, this is Idol speculation!”
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My friend William moved to Ireland, and now he’s a Billy in Eire.
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When I retire I’m gonna grow six more arms. I gotta keep myself octopied.
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King Neptune never learned to ride a pike.
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Being a Starbucks barista is not a good job, but it’s their latte in life. It’s an espresso train to nowhere. It’s a foam pas. I don’t hold their work in a steam.
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Do basketball players like to iron their pants?
Yes, they’re expert at the full-cord press!
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I made a Hallowe’en pun in January. Guess I spook too soon.