God must have been constipated. He didn’t create feces until the turd day.
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Do Egyptians like potty talk?
No, but they do enjoy pee-Nile humour.
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I don’t get the point of aliens. I just look at them and ask ‘Whatta UFO?’
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Don’t drink anything while vacationing in the Caribbean. Especially in Jamaica. You’ll get the rums.
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Priests sure know how to treat a laity.
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Which Greek philosopher’s wife never shaved? Heraclitas.
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The master waffle-maker had a degree in Eggonomics.
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Why do proctologists become proctologists?
They felt a colon at an early age.
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Is it cold in a beehive? No, ‘swarm.
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Hell is soular powered.