If American Express started a mail-order dildo business, member-ship would have its privileges.
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If we want hell to freeze over, it will require plenty of cool aberration.
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I can’t stand when bread gets overcooked. I’m black-toast intolerant.
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Where in the desert will you find Tony Danza?
At an Oh-eh-sis!
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The terrorists who attack via weaponized cows are the most a bomb in a bull kind.
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I was traumatized as a child when my parents forced me to play hockey. They’re the ones who drove me to rink.
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When you give people lethal prescription painkillers you in fentanyl ize them.
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The Norman king drove the Anglo-Saxons crazy at the Battle of Hastings. He was known as William the Bonkerer.
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Satan sheets: what the devil sleeps in.
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What do French cannibals eat for breakfast?
Hommelettes!