What do you call a matador who gets trampled? A dor mat.
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The inventor of paper towels died yesterday. Flags are at half-moist.
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Did Picasso make stained glass windows? Sorry, no Pablo in glaze.
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When Kim Jung Un was a kid he would stay up all night with his ballistic missiles. The neighbours always complained he was creating quite a rocket.
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Fruit flavoured candy fills me with jujubilation.
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Mexican border wall? We taco fence to that.
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Who was the fattest Corleone? Freight-o.
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Dwarves make excellent mathematicians, gnome adder how small they are.
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Use whole grains to regulate your blood sugar, if your diet is oat of control.
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Kissing butt isn’t so bad. You have to consider all ass pecks.