I made it to the vinyl round of America’s Next Top DJ.
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A woman’s encounter with bees can have lass sting consequences.
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When someone told me there had been a mixup and all my sausage was buried underground, I immediately exhumed the wurst.
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Beauty may be in the eye of the beholder. But booty is in the hand of the buttholder. Pain in the eye of the beeholder.
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Successful mating results in spawn attaineous combustion.
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The man who goes to India and gets aroused, wakes up with bally wood.
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Clean river activists are wading for good eau.
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I don’t usually water my grass in the morning, but I guess I’m lawn over dew.
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The Pillsbury Doughboy came from the Yeast, when he was a leaven. He is always baked or fried, and since he got back home he spends all day in drawers. And a little known fact: he is a product of inbreading, and has special kneads.
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Almonds are created equal.