Pun of the Day

02/16/2013 No comments

Life is much better when I’m not arguing with some fat-headed swine. Pig no rants is bliss.

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01/18/2013 1 comment

I met my first Jewish gun owner. Muzzle Tov!

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12/20/2012 1 comment

I don’t believe many people who can’t speak actually ‘have a frog in the throat‘ – the evidence is just a neck toadal.

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11/26/2012 1 comment

An excited little person on a train might cause some low commotion.

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11/25/2012 1 comment

Don’t ask a salmon to mate twice. They won’t re-spawn.

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11/18/2012 1 comment

What’s the heaviest car? Astone Martin

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11/13/2012 1 comment

Purchasing a handheld mixer is one way to reduce whisk in kitchen.

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11/12/2012 No comments

I get pleasure from China’s huge population. I’m a SinoMaxochist.

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10/19/2012 No comments

A defibullator saves lies.

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10/09/2012 1 comment

I love bread. I’m a gluten for bunishment.

HilariousPretty GoodOKPretty BadTerrible (5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)