Anyone with a mortgage carries a stench of debt. It’s a be owe problem.
Pun of the Day
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Pun of the Day
Anyone with a mortgage carries a stench of debt. It’s a be owe problem.
Pun of the Day
Confession: I’ve been eating my kid’s dolls, all hopped up on Barbie chew ates. But I Ken stop at any time.
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All the best Valentine’s gifts are made of wooed.
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I’m an investor in mashed potatoes. I receive lump some payments.
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Sure, I’m overweight and flatulent – but is that so flabber gas sting?
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I totaled my Audi. Now it’s an Inni.
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Mapmakers are sure to get into heaven. They will have no trouble reaching the Perly gates.
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The fourth Wise Man gave the baby Jesus a photo of Alfred E Neuman. It was known as the Gift of the Mad Guy.
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I’m an expert on Fascist Italy. I know all sorts of Mussolinious trivia.