Bilbo gave up the Ring, saying “Better Safe than Sauron.”
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How do proctologists figure out how much to bill their clients?
Fecalculators.
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When I heard the pun about the sleepless little person, I was un imp rest.
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My pale friend Ted is looking for a good tanning parlour. I told him to post a “Help Wan Ted” ad.
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Some people think that hiphop artists are more prone to sexual assaults, but I think that’s rapist.
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I can never manage to make a salad. I find my colander is just too packed.
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The professional torturer had to hire a bookkeeper who understood a cruel accounting.
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There was a man arrested for throwing hot coffee in people’s faces. The police report noted ‘the suspect made use of brewed force‘.
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Barack Obama is much younger than his Republican rival. He was recently quoted as declaring, “I don’t need my cane as president!”
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Some media outlets produce twice as much crap as normal. Especially when they’re biassed.