True or false: Marc O’Polo was Irish.
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True or false: Marc O’Polo was Irish.
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What’s the biggest requirement for writing good puns? Am pithy.
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Someone who gets crushed to death shopping on Black Friday, aka a Walmartyr.
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The Israeli PM likes to surf the Net and Yahoo.
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The retired earthquake expert began a new career as a construction consultant specializing in large shopping centers. He was known as the world’s foremost sizemallogist.
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My Ph.D thesis was on cattle raised in the Roman city of Pompeii. To understand it all I had to visit the ancient mooins.
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Do manatees tempt sailors?
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There’s a new upscale periodical for fashionable, flatulent men. It’s called Ass choir Magazine.
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World War II military parades tended to marchin’ allies the participants.
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Dromedary – camel that gets annoyed when you milk it.