Don’t hang around musicians. They’re either cymbal-minded lyres or drum-soaked sax maniacs.
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People who work at car factories are just out to make a quick Buick.
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I want a job at Canada Goose. Guess I’ll have to learn coating.
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Microwaves don’t move. They are in a minute objects.
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Poets should be paid by the stanza. Is that such a per verse idea?
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I gave up surfing in Hawaii to make sandwiches. Now my life is very sub dude.
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You’re dumping me for a chartered financial analyst? Go ahead, CFA care.
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I can’t stand my spouse’s family and she can’t stand mine. We’re kin dread souls.
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If you drive around while brandishing a bread knife, you will be in car serrated.
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You got promoted from captain to a higher rank? I bet that major day!