If you spend all your days hunched over picking tea, you’re probably Chai knees.
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agriculture
Pun of the Day
Invest in puns, corny puns! The stalk mock-it has never been higher.
Pun of the Day
My friend took joint ownership in a grow-op, out in the Hempsteads. The place had gone to weed and needed grass, but after applying some THC–tender hearted care–it looked spliffy in no time.
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The farmer got arrested during the drought. He couldn’t make bale.
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Farming advice: be a fallower, not a weeder.
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When I arrived home from farming the fields, my wife suggested I be seeded. She gave me a baleful look. There was bad news. It appears someone stole harvest. “Somebody dung us wrong, in an awful manure,” she said. I was upset, and wanted to cull the crops, so they could catch the fallow. “I till you, he must sty!” Such events make farmers almanac. Indeed, it seems like part of a larger plot, made my mind acre just threshing out the possibilities. When I finish with him, he won’t be live, stocking at all.
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The future of farming? Pig Data.
Pun of the Day
There is no smog out in the country. But there is hays everywhere.
Pun of the Day
Islamic fundamentalists are obsessed with crop circles. Because it’s written that way in the Korn.