For centuries, the only way to get a chiseled rear end, was to become ass tone mason.
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For centuries, the only way to get a chiseled rear end, was to become ass tone mason.
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Intersex people are very erotic. They have a lot of androgynous zones.

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The gaping wound in my arm makes me want to kill myself. I have suicidal tendon sees.
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Ancient Egyptian mummifiers practised poor hygiene. Unfortunately they didn’t have time to clean out the mummies’ bowels, before the bodies were in turd.
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Some Asians have very good skin. It’s because of the Bhutanical extracts.
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After convincing me to paint my testicles, my friend laughed dye a bollock ally.
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You can often tell an organ thief from his accent. Especially the ones from Liverpull.
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I will really miss being able to walk if my legs get amputated. It’s a case of a motional attachment.
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Which marsupial fetus has its own email address? The womb@.
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The baker of erotic penis-shaped cakes celebrated the full flour of manhood.