Eve’s husband let one rip, right in the Garden. It was the first recorded Adam bomb.
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bodily functions
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A husband was accused by his wife of farting. His plea: I no scent.
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Pigeons can’t make up their minds. They’re always shitting on the fence!
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I love to vomit. It feels heavin’ly.
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If you want to get the nurse’s attention after a urine test, you better pee cup.
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NED: “When I went to France I pissed away all my Euros!”
ED: “Why did you do that?”
NED: “Well, I was in-continent!”
ED: “So you’re a-peein’?”
NED: “Yes, and it’s painful!”
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What did the spore from Romania say to the urinating man?
“I’m yeast and yer a-peein’!”
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Why is farting out bubbles a sin?
Because – it’s blast-foamy!
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What is bird poop? Goo gull it!
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My son is getting farter and farter behind, so we’re hiring a tooter. It should rectumfy the shituation, whenever the teacher decides to colon him.