Mr. T is getting incontinent in his old age. He was recently heard to boast, “I shitty the pool.“
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bodily functions
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Where can you find a ‘picker’? The Pocanos.
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The day after eating large quantities of superfruits, I let out açai.
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I was told to watch what I eat, so I swallowed my timepiece. My friends thought I was crazy and recommended I undergo Seiko-anal-lysis. But I wasn’t just going to shit on my hands and wait for time to pass.
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Irritable Bowel Syndrome doesn’t entitle you to vacation, but you may take ‘time in loo’.
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Cosmologists concede: the Big Bang was actually more like a Big Fart. It’s the only theory of the universe that makes any scents.
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Someone overturned my port-a-potty! So I pressed litigation, hiring lawyer John Flip Sues-a
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People scream out Francis’ name: he’s a Pope ulular guy.
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Sun Tzu’s critically panned sequel to his masterpiece, aka The Fart of Whore.
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When you drink too much tropical drinks with coke in them? Peein’ a cola, duh.