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05/03/2025 No comments

Being broke, I held my birthday in an outdoor latrine. Cause I’m too portapottie.

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04/05/2025 No comments

If someone is vomiting, call emetic.

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03/31/2025 1 comment

Those with active salivary glands have the gift of the gob.

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03/24/2025 No comments

Official immigration policy is that newcomers should light their farts. This encourages ass immolation.

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03/18/2025 No comments

NED: I just farted on you!
ED: Why, you cretin – I am a gassed!

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03/14/2025 No comments

I sneezed during a knock-knock joke. Guesswhonteit!

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03/09/2025 No comments

Dark-coloured urine? Drink Pinot noir.

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02/28/2025 No comments

As a toddler I was elected President of my daycare. It was majority drools.

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02/20/2025 2 comments

I began owning up to my flatulence, after eating a frank-farter.

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02/05/2025 1 comment

My constipated friends and I decided to get together and have a block potty.

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