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Pun of the Day

06/28/2025 · No comments

You’ll regret going to the bathroom in India when you get charged a rupee.

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(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

06/22/2025 · No comments

If you think that drinking coffee might cure your constipation, maybe you should drive a Peugeot.

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(2 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

06/14/2025 · No comments

The ancient Mongols, after each victory, got extremely drunk. They commanded a barf-lung empire.

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(9 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

06/14/2025 · No comments

Do computer-controlled urinals have their own I pee address?

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(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

06/05/2025 · No comments

I bought a house next to a Portapottie. Ah, leakfront property!

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(2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

06/01/2025 · No comments

Malcom X was unfraid to fart among white people. He simply threw Caucasian to the wind.

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(5 votes, average: 3.60 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

05/27/2025 · No comments

While out on the town, the wine lover had diarrhea and had to chardonnay cab.

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Pun of the Day

05/25/2025 · No comments

Does the Bride of Frankenstein have to deal with monstruation?

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(5 votes, average: 2.60 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

05/14/2025 · No comments

When I see acne it makes me vomit. It’s a cyst-emetic reaction.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags acne, anatomy, bodily functions, body image, vomit Leave a comment
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

05/10/2025 · No comments

My job is to clean toilets in a courthouse. It’s a lifetime of jury doody.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags bodily functions, jury toilets, justice, law and order, occupations, toilets Leave a comment
(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)
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