Don’t borrow a friend’s pants, even if you have diarrhea. You need to shart your own cords.
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bodily functions
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Sterilizing food with urine is, unfortunately, a pees meal solution.
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My spit doesn’t sink. It’s so phlegm buoyant.
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The study of farts, aka anus sneeziology.
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Ketchup sales are lagging far behind, after it was found that musturd is also a laxative.
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Which sea monster is constipated? Nogopoogo. Compare that to the Log Nice Monster, which descended from the Kraken.
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It’s the disease of many faces. In fact, anyone in a bathroom could have loo piss.
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How would you describe most songs about farts?
Quite smell odious.
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A public toilet, aka an IP address.
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In a weird mixup, I rented a portapottie to watch my kids, because Sean Connery told me to “hire a shitter.“