A lynch mob chased after a flatulent Thomas Hardy, an incident which inspired his great novel, Fart From the Madding Crowd.
Pun of the Day
bodily functions
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There’s a new upscale periodical for fashionable, flatulent men. It’s called Ass choir Magazine.
Pun of the Day
If men and women use a bathroom, do hermaphrodites use a bothroom?
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NED: I won’t tolerate potty talk.
ED: Why not?
NED: Because, it’s looed!
ED: You seem quite johndiced! You’re flush with rage.
NED: I have toilet you know this.
ED: Don’t be a pooer sport.
NED: Oh, now urine for it!
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There are vast quantities of natural gas held in tense grip between warring Middle Eastern Cheeks. This has led to methane-ous crimes among the rival arsetalkocracies, including the recent assgassination of the Blue Angel, leader of the Qatar people — which puts all Fartsees under a cloud of suspicion. Once the flow of blood is stenched, the factions must put this behind them and shart a new course, toot suite.
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Does the Journal of Incontinence Research utilize pee-er review?
Pun of the Day
Anyone who can fart on command belongs in an insta toot.
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Why should you just defecate in your hands if you really have to go?
Because a turd in the hand is worth poo in the tush.
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If you’re not in the middle of the ocean, you must be in continent.