Which food cures constipation? A: Mangos.
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bodily functions
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It’s easier to fake a drug test than urea lies.
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When seeking to ignite his own farts, why did the Moroccan fellow prefer using a powerful blowtorch, as opposed to a simple matchstick?
Because one was light as a feather, but the other was light-ass-o’-fezzer!
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If you fart on a sheep, don’t worry — I’ll still hold ewe in ass steam.
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I lost five pounds just by farting. Finally I see the air of my weighs.
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When a dog is choking, other dogs will frantically sniff its butt in an attempt to save it. This is known as the hind-lick manoeuver.
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What Obama suffered from after the holidays: Presidential eggnog-urination.
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I wanted to go golfing but spent my day covered in dog vomit. I guess that’s barf for the curs.
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Until you catch a whiff of your own farts, you will never have any scents of who you are.
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I ate lots of beans. Now I’m like the Beach Boys, feeling the gut fibrations.