Hear about the cannibal at the farm who wanted to eat his boss, but really had to pee?
In the end he chews the farmer over the bladder.
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bodily functions
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Sure, I’m overweight and flatulent – but is that so flabber gas sting?
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Some media outlets produce twice as much crap as normal. Especially when they’re biassed.
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Frequent urination is the hallmark symptom of which STD?
Gone urea.
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Shakespeare’s play about surprisingly fragrant flatulence, aka All Smells that End Well.
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They found the cure for marsupial diarrhea in Koala Lumper.
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Which assassin farted in a crowded theatre box?
John Wilts Booth.
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A farting, spinning ungulate is the sign of a gnu whirled odor.
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The monks preserved the History of Diarrhea in an Ill Loo Men Ated Manuscrapt.
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Saskatchewan has huge methane reserves – it must be one of the flatus places on Earth.