Parisians in an uproar about open air urinals? Eau de humanity!
Pun of the Day
bodily functions
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Why won’t the priest let me urinate during confession? I just want some pee sin quiet!
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We all know about his famous bath, but what did Archimedes say his first time before a urinal?
“Urethra! I’ve found it!”
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To pass a law, the Queen must fart. Only then will it have royal ass scent.
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People with verbal diarrhea produce a lot of sputum.
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Is it true women like men who yawn?
No actually. Sighs don’t matter.
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When the President called one of his opponents a “flaming bag of feces” it set off a poo lit ical firestorm.
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Taking a dump in the foyer – now that’s a hall-mark moment.
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Lining up to urinate is pee-queue-liar behaviour.
Pun of the Day
Hear about the cannibal at the farm who wanted to eat his boss, but really had to pee?
In the end he chews the farmer over the bladder.