Which flower is for Constipation Awareness? A: Ploppies.
Pun of the Day
bodily functions
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If I had a dollar for every time I puked, I’d be retch.
Pun of the Day
Do leafy vegetables give you gas?
Yes, to misquote the Latin proverb, arsest celery fart ’em.
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The medieval monks were forced to bottle and vend their farts, as a form of sell-flatulation.
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Solving constipation is a matter of bran over brown.
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Hold your nose proudly in the bathroom. Don’t smell yourself shart.
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My dog only got castrated once. But he gets me new turd every day.
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The most musical farts of the 20th century were from the Big Bang era. In fact, they were jazz-men scented.