I was surprised when my brain surgeon requested a urine sample. I replied ‘Why does my pia mater?’
And I was quite dejected after they removed my frontal lobes. I wanted nothing but to sulci around the house.
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bodily functions
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My cow sneezed, so I swore at it. There was so much moo cuss.
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Constipated? Call a next-turdminator.
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People who drink too much and vomit in the toilet are victims of their own loo-knee behaviour.
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NED: Do you blog?
ED: No.
NED: Really, I thought you did.
ED: Well, I do keep a diarrhea, but only on Splatterdays.
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There is a cure for constipation which involves eating, not less, but more, until you’re stuffed. It’s very expensive, however, this ‘bloating’ laxative. It’s for the swell-to-doo.
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There was a famous crooner who sang exclusively about peeing. He was quite the bladdeer. Some of his hits included:
- Urol Always On My Mind (duet with Urethra Franklin)
- Give Piss a Chance
- Looey Looey
- Yellow
- I Streamed a Dream
His name? Huddy Bedwetter .
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When Napoleon came to New England, it was quite the spectacle; the people were so excited that they would pay admission even to watch him break wind! In Bangor in particular, the French Emperor’s farting was considered the Maine vent.