There was a lineup at the women’s restroom, and they were so upset there was talk of revolution, ie a queue des twats.
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bodily functions
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When dinosaurs lost the ability to fart, they faced ex-stinktion.
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Mr. Mucus ran for governor. He was extremely boogernatorial.
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Anyone who makes fart jokes has a terrible scents of humour.
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When I found out who was defecating in the water supply, I was all hot under the cholera.
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Ancient Romans considered vomitoriums a good place to un-wine.
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If you want to make whoopee, it’s best to move into a fartable housing, toot suite.
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When someone farts he becomes the scenter of attention.
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The first philosopher to postulate the existence of the private bathroom: John Locke.
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As a stumbling drunk threw up all over my garden one night I looked up at the sky and whispered, ‘This is truly heavin’ on earth.”