Usually when you hear about Norway it’s Oslo news day.
Pun of the Day
crime
Pun of the Day
Crime goes up at the end of winter. When I got home the other day my house was burglarized. I said ‘This is the first robbin’ of spring!’
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NED: I was arrested for committing lewd acts atop a dolphin!
ED: Really?! Are you guilty?
NED: No way! Even though they caught me, there was a misunderstanding.
ED: Are you saying you didn’t do it on porpoise?
Pun of the Day
Don’t touch my elbow! Do it and I’ll have you charged with arm rubbery.
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I’m bed to the bone – I committed mattresscide.
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I steal flip flops. I’m a cleft-toe maniac.
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I knew the Broadway Theatre award show was corrupt when, at the banquet, they served rigatoni.
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Bill Cosby’s stockbroker should be punished too. He was a trader to the Cos.
Pun of the Day
Anyone who steals a train has a loco motive.
Pun of the Day
I recovered my stolen car using the serial number and I feel VINdicated.