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Pun of the Day

08/20/2025 · No comments

Before ice cream, Ben and Jerry worked in software, you know, hawkin’ DOS.

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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

07/03/2025 · No comments

I’ll eat any kind of sweet potato. I’m yambidextrous.

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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

06/26/2025 · No comments

Old Norse cuisine is simply not to my Viking.

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(5 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

06/19/2025 · No comments

Cracked ova for breakfast have an eggs squeezit flavour.

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(5 votes, average: 3.80 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

05/30/2025 · No comments

For which trendy grains have I cooled my enthusiasm? Quinoas.

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(2 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

05/27/2025 · No comments

Who’s the most villainous vegetarian? A: Green Goblin’.

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(4 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

05/08/2025

A pistachio pun isĀ nut thing to be proud of.

Categories Pun of the Day, x Tags food, nuts, pistachios, puns about puns
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

04/22/2025 · No comments

Maybe you think it’s hoagie, but to prepare myself for a large sandwich, I always sing ‘A Mayonnaising Graze.’

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(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

04/19/2025 · No comments

How does a mobster turn down fudge? A: “Fudgegettaboutit!“

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(6 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

04/08/2025

I gave up surfing in Hawaii to make sandwiches. Now my life is very sub dude.

Categories Pun of the Day, x Tags food, hawaii, jobs, sandwiches, subs, surfing
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