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Pun of the Day

03/29/2025 · No comments
Licorice has anise flavour.
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(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

03/22/2025 · No comments

Puns about fruit are banned as ‘ates peach‘. They pit the stoners against the fuzz.

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(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

03/13/2025 · 1 comment

When I fast I just hunger down and do it.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags fasting, food, hunger 1 Comment
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

03/13/2025 · No comments
If you don’t have a clue about breakfast portions, just follow my eggs ample.
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(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

03/09/2025 · No comments

I tried to get Fish and Chips insurance, but the agent said their policy doesn’t cover Snacks of Cod.

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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

03/02/2025 · No comments

There’s a serious citrus fruit shortage in the Caribbean. Can you hear the lemoned Haitians?

Categories Pun of the Day Tags famine, food, geography, haiti, lemons, random Leave a comment
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

02/27/2025 · No comments

If a chicken’s too fat, it tastes meaty yolker.

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(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

02/23/2025 · No comments

Maple syrup: What sap with that?

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(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

02/20/2025 · No comments

Italy just announced a carbin’ tax. It was pasta by very wide majority.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags carbon, carbon tax, carbs, environment, food, italy Leave a comment
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

02/13/2025 · No comments

There’s too much pickled cabbage in my fridge! A bit of an overkrauting problem.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags claustrophobia, crowds, food, random, sauerkraut Leave a comment
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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