I cooked a boring breakfast. Allow me to eggs plain.
Pun of the Day
food
Pun of the Day
I won’t stop eating until I weigh 2000 pounds, because I crave a ton o’ me.
Pun of the Day
I want to dip you in melted cheese! I’m just so fondue you.
Pun of the Day
If I follow a Mediterranean diet, olive oil long time.
Pun of the Day
If your friend says “Let’s have a sausage party”, you better prepare for the wurst.
Pun of the Day
Italian restaurants are quite pasta oral settings.
Pun of the Day
Don’t eat venison. Too many caribouhydrates.
Pun of the Day
The bun rises in the yeast.
Pun of the Day
Would I like to be a sandwich model? Yes, I sub pose I would.
Pun of the Day
Gandhi was a pacifist, but during a bread shortage he got so hungry he advocated naan-violence.