The ancient Mongols, after each victory, got extremely drunk. They commanded a barf-lung empire.
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Ancient Egyptian mummifiers practised poor hygiene. Unfortunately they didn’t have time to clean out the mummies’ bowels, before the bodies were in turd.
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Malcom X was unfraid to fart among white people. He simply threw Caucasian to the wind.
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Witness the history of botched castrations at the Err in Spays Museum.
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Did Nazis favour Goebbelization?
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Did all the goodlooking women go naked during the London Blitz?
Yes – there were many ‘aerate’ sirens.
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Caesar accused Brutus of cannibalism. “Ate dudes, Bruté?”
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Japanese shoguns were not allowed to carry concealed weapons.
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Did Franklin Roosevelt smell? No, that was The odor.