Daily jokes, one-liners & quality groaners
Pun of the Day
Which Nazi loved Michael Jordan?
Joseph Goebbels. He loved it when things were Goering well for the Chicago squad, and especially when MJ would achieve Luftwaffe and Reich up the points. For the fans, it was beyond their wildest iMaginotion. It was Panzermonium.
Pun of the Day
Which Transylvanian despot had a reputation for swallowing midgets?
Pun of the Day
When Lincoln freed the slaves, he was striving for social equal Abraham.
Pun of the Day
The most impressive bathroom renovation of antiquity had to be the Grout Wall of China.
Pun of the Day
Which famous Russian would not have approved of Vladimir? Rasputin.
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Every Pol Pot joke ends the same way: “napalm intended!” …
Not funny? What Idi Amin? Ok, I admit that was a bit Kony, don’t get Benito of shape. If you don’t find that one Hitlerious, let me tell you a Genghis. Ah never mind. As Jerry Maguire said, Mugabe at hello.
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Dictator Idi Amin was accused of cannibalism. His was a totaleatarian regime, after all.
Pun of the Day
Chernobyl radiation victims can no longer sue. There is a statute of limb-mutations. The defendants will be held armless.