In times Roman, if a child was not brought to the baptismal font, all helvetica broke loose.
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In times Roman, if a child was not brought to the baptismal font, all helvetica broke loose.
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History’s most agreeable tyrant: William the Concurrer.
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Little known Russian history fact: it was after only walking into a window that Gorbachev embraced glassnosed. Years of pane followed, but he pursued it untempered. He sharded a new course.
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Vacations were cheaper before steamships, because cruises were always on sail.
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The biggest critics of the Roman Empire? The censurions.
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Little known fact: the Mongol dictator had a stuttering problem. They called him Again-ghis Khan.
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Apples were very expensive in ancient Rome. Worst of all in Pomme-pay.
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Despite his towering intellect, Plato was a promiscuous womanizer, who inspired generations of feel lotsa furs.
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The Romans used devastating wordplay against the Carthaginians, during the Punic Wars.