The Black Death was the best disease. Any attempts to replicate it are just plague-iarism.
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history
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The Ancient Egyptians were very scientific in all matters. In fact they even quantified their sexual enjoyment, by keeping track of Pharoah-moan production.
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Soviet cannibals preferred dining on Germans. Because they were total-eat-Aryans.
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The ancient Phoenician navy failed to conquer the Mediterranean, but it wasn’t for a lack of trireme.
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There was a Scottish King who didn’t love sheep. He was labeled a Ewe-shirker.
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In ancient Rome, prostitution wasn’t unusual. It was a whore-denarii sight.
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Young people had no free time, in the Busy teen Era.
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After Lincoln was shot, he was made fun of by punsters. He was a victim of
a sassin’ .
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In the old days, dealing Viagra could get you hung. Phallus profits were taboo.
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Was the Reign of Terror peaceful? It was a blood-loss revolution, after all.