As a medical doctor, I will never refuse treatment, except to a drunken Kanye West: that’s my hiphop erratic oath.
Pun of the Day
Daily jokes, one-liners & quality groaners
Pun of the Day
As a medical doctor, I will never refuse treatment, except to a drunken Kanye West: that’s my hiphop erratic oath.
Pun of the Day
My doctor recommended I treat my benign tumours by injecting them with live insects.
I refused, but he was in cyst ant.
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The universal language of foot injuries, ie A sprained toe.
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What did the out-of-work doctor say?
“Patients is a virtue!”
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Massage therapy patients can be separated into two groups: the haves, and the have-knots.
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Another virus? I’m so Zika it.
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Watching documentaries about Chinese organ thieves can be very heart to take.
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What do gynecologists have in common with Christopher Columbus? They are all explore-hers.
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The idea of monkey doctors is very ape healing.
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Which medicine was once used as a power tool? Benadryl.