My friend died from a bee sting. Histaminer suddenly changed. Too bad, swell guy, but it wasn’t anaph to save him. At least the puffins didn’t get him.
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medicine
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People with mortgages should abandon traditional medicine, and follow the advice of a home owe path.
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Blinking from fleas? Eye mite see a doctor.
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My friend Michael is a comedian who’s donating his body to science. You might see him at Open Mike night.
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Donating blood is A-positive thing.
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Foul tasting medicine was invented by the pill-grims.
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I don’t believe in vaccines. I guess I’m measley confused.
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I was prescribed bed rest, after I underwent Lay Sick surgery.
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What’s the medicine for winter headaches? A spring.
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In a bizarre experiment to cure drug addicts, they fed them stimulants that made them feel obese and cranky, aka amfatandmeans.