You got promoted from captain to a higher rank? I bet that major day!
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military
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Medieval trebuchets were capable of launching at ’em bombs.
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Colonel Kurtz took a lot of measures to discipline his soldiers. In fact he spear-headed every one.
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Dropping Fat Man and Little Boy on Hiroshima and Nagasaki was a bomb on nation.
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The Romans used devastating wordplay against the Carthaginians, during the Punic Wars.
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What’s George Bush’s response to thousands of bodies wounded and mutilated in Iraq and Afghanistan?
“Keep surgeon the troops!”
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Navy officers tend to behave admiralbly.
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I was booted from the military for not changing my cat’s litter box, aka dereliction of doody.
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Submarine captains are paid on a fee-for-surface basis.
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THe US army in Iraq can’t afford to make popcorn, because they are running out of colonels. It’s becoming a major problem in general.