Are you missing your girlfriend? A lass and a lack!
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I made a Hallowe’en pun in January. Guess I spook too soon.
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Is it cold in a beehive? No, ‘swarm.
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I like to stand in lineups, looking at the queued girls.
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I just found out that my mother’s sister has been forced to work in a graveyard and I’m in diggin’ aunt about it.
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You need help moving? We’ll help. Just haul ‘er!
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How does one scoop ice cream? It’s a matter of great cone sequence.
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Don’t touch my elbow! Do it and I’ll have you charged with arm rubbery.
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Proctor & Gamble: a story of how I made my fortune invigilating exams, but lost it at the racetrack.
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Shut-ins may suffer from Stuck Home Syndrome.