Mozart thought he was God. Whenever someone asked his name, he said “I am a deus.”
Pun of the Day
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Pun of the Day
Mozart thought he was God. Whenever someone asked his name, he said “I am a deus.”
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Televangelism is all about false profits.
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The Gents aren’t ones to make puns involving epilepsy and synagogues, but if the shul fits…
[Yikes! If this puns has you foaming at the mouth, you should also get checked for rabbis…]
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A cow’s favourite prayer is “Hail Mary, full of graze…” It’s even more popular than the Our Fodder.
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Religious suicide bombers? Some of these wacky terrorists have been smoking the koranic.
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Those who take the Old Testament literally tend to have a Moab mentality.
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Jesus told a lot of stories about poor people. They are great stories. In fact, they are income parable.
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The priest left for dead in the church fire was said to have parished.
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Modern environmentalists have a quasi-religious zeal. They’re like emissionaries.
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Some of those pedophile priests must have misunderstood the pope’s orders: anul sects.