If Jesus were a cross-dresser, would that have made him the Pantie-Christ?
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religion
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Which of Salman Rushdie’s wife’s accessories prompted a fatwa?
Her satanic purses.
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NED: I cut my leg. It’s bleeding.
ED: Quick, get a bandage.
NED: I can’t. I don’t believe in gauze.
ED: Huh?
NED: It’s true. I am ragnostic.
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NED: Did you hear, I’ve become a Scientologist?
ED: No way. You’re nuts.
NED: I really did. It’s Xenu-ist craze!
ED: Well I don’t believe in that nonsense.
NED: Bah. Get behind me, Thetan!
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Social activists in Hell are pressuring Satan to resign, after he was accused of Hades speech.
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A group of transsexuals left the Church in protest, deciding instead to start their own religious group. They bought an old abandoned building and converted it for their services. For their hymns and music they even restored a grand set of pipes…. Needless to say the members of the First Tranny Church were delighted to play with their new sect’s organs.
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If Buddha were reincarnated as a lobster – would he say the path to nirvana lies in renouncing one’s shellfish desires?
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Why did the pope forbid Catholics from traveling to the land of the beavers?
Because – he wanted them to avoid dam nation!
Pun of the Day
Ritchie Valens song about terrorism: ‘Allah Bomba’.