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Pun of the Day

06/06/2023 · No comments

Which sect is most derided? The Boo/disseds.

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(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

06/06/2023 · No comments

I love meditating with my ohmies.

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(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

05/28/2023 · No comments

A prophet is influenced by where he guru up.

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(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

05/11/2023 · 1 comment

To all Evangelicals, Pentecostals, 7th Day Adventists and Baptists who truly believe – the Big Day is coming tomorrow, so make sure you’ve rapture presents!

Categories Pun of the Day Tags christmas, Jesus, religion, the rapture 1 Comment
(6 votes, average: 3.83 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

04/16/2023 · No comments

If you take the Noah’s Ark story literally, you may be deluging yourself.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags bible, flood story, noah's ark, religion, weather Leave a comment
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

02/22/2023 · 1 comment

Little people want to get to heaven. Alas, mini are called but few are chosen.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags bible, famous quotes, heaven, religion, the little people 1 Comment
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

02/21/2023 · No comments

Only when you are exposed to cannon fire, will you be one with the holey fodder.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags cannons, jihad, religion, violence, zealotry Leave a comment
(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

02/20/2023 · No comments

When God made Eve, he split the Adam. And on the seventh day, he went fission.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags battle of the sexes, bible, religion, science Leave a comment
(7 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

01/29/2023 · No comments

What are the three most important things to consider when becoming a priest?

Vocation, vocation, vocation!

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(8 votes, average: 4.38 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

01/07/2023 · 1 comment

I worship fleas. Guess I’ve found real itchin’.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags fleas, insects, religion 1 Comment
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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