Where did Judas betray Jesus?
In the Garden of Get-Some-Money.
Daily jokes, one-liners & quality groaners
Pun of the Day
Never negotiate with a hungry pontiff. It’s better to have a Pope-is-full discussion.
Pun of the Day
Religious affiliations have a certain sects appeal.
Pun of the Day
During Chanakuh do they deck the challahs?
Pun of the Day
Jesus was accused by his enemies of being a manipulative puppetmaster. They referred to Him as ‘SvenGalilee‘
Pun of the Day
If you like to give fundamentalist Christians the finger, that makes you a phalangelical.
Pun of the Day
Do amputees look forward to Armagettin?
Pun of the Day
Salvador painted a psychedelic image of an alpaca, decked out in religious garb. He proclaimed, ‘Everyone must worship the Dali llama!’
Pun of the Day
The lack of any sort of animal census on the Ark led to complaints of Noah count ability.