Which alcoholic beverage is most popular among Mennonites?
Budweiser: King of Beards.
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religion
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The medieval monks were forced to bottle and vend their farts, as a form of sell-flatulation.
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Why does the Pope travel so much?
Because he’s a roamin’ Catholic!
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I’m wrote my ESL exam over the Jewish New Year. Shana TOEFL!
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They say that donkeys are stubborn, but St. Francis had a way with animals, and he even taught his donkey to bake! When asked how he did it, the Saint replied that it was “Assisi ass pie!”
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How does the church encourage dialogue between divorced couples?
By ex-communicating them!
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At the Second Gumming of Christ, Jesus will finally be crowned King of the Chews.
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It was hard when I gave up Islam to study proctology. They declared me a prostate.
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The pope pronounced his thoughts on the yo-yo dieting epidemic during the Fat-Again Council.
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I enjoy fish on Yum Kipper.