Which fish is easily scanned at checkout aisles? The barracoda.
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Which Chinese leader always finished his holiday purchases early? Deng Xiaoping.
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The supermarket checkout girl accused me of being a spam-bought.
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Paleoanthropologists recently discovered the fossilized remains of primitive ‘bargain hunters’. They’ve named them the Costcolopithecus.
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I bought a faulty bamboo toboggan from a panda. The panda ripped me off. Now I feel bamboosled.
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Whenever we enter a street market, I tell my wife, “Watch out, things are gonna get haggley.”
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Replenishing one’s stock of mints can be a mo’ mentos occasion.
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Someone who gets run over at a Black Friday sale: Wal-Martyr.
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Dog supermarkets became incredibly noisy after the introduction of bark odes.