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When I was a tea nageur I swam in orange pekoe.
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Spilling Elizabeth’s beverage is a threat to British sovereign tea.
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What did Picard say when the food replicator was out of genuine Earl Grey tea?
“Make it faux.”
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Strange but true: Some men steep their testicles in hot water. Cajones tea is the best policy.
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Forget Christian Grey. That Earl Grey is such a teas.
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Dear Pun Gents, a pun about Clipper Teas. ~Ashley, Birmingham, UK
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- You’re heading down a Clipper-y slurp.
- We’re potheads!
- So incredibly fantastic, you’ll think it was Fairy Trade
- In France, they baguette. In England, we bag it.
- We have steep pockets.