Computer Programmer Pornos:
- BASIC Instinct
- Debbie DOS Dallas
- Two plus Turing equals FORTRANNY
- Javastripped
- XXXML
- C++-sized
- AJAX and Jill
- Ruby meets Python
- Hot Codeds
Pun of the Day
tech
Pun of the Day
Vampires hate technology. They’re all bluddites.
Pun of the Day
Do the IT technicians on Sesame Street have to defraggle their hard drives?
Pun of the Day
I don’t know if I like HD technology – I find it a bit too Bluray.
Pun of the Day
Graphic designers are obsessed with kern events. Especially web designers – they love checking out Britney’s css. HTML baby one more time!
Pun of the Day
Do duck hunters use call wading? If so, do authors use call foreword? And do sports broadcasters use called his play?
Pun of the Day
When Sartre was forced to explain e-commerce to a cow, he remarked “Hell is udder Paypal.”
Pun of the Day
Microsoft knows that programming crappy software requires many shitterations.
Pun of the Day
New technology trend: supercomputers that analyze the metrics behind swine behaviour, aka Pig Data.