Prisoners are allowed to grow vegetables – it’s in their con tract. Although, staff should always be garden them.
p.s. The Pun Gents were featured on CityTV’s Speakers Corner this past weekend! You can check out our shenanigans here.
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Pun of the Day
Pun of the Day
Bullying is everywhere! Even a slice of bread, who was too shy to talk to the other slices of bread, was accused of acting a loaf.
Pun of the Day
Don’t knock lazy people. They are the most into-resting.
Pun of the Day
Most newspaper editors have typo-negative blood.
Pun of the Day
The insect screenplay was critiqued for an overuse of pest asides.
Pun of the Day
Is Water a threat to global security? A: No, but Ice IS
Pun of the Day
The punster who crossed all boundaries of decency and good taste was known as a comickaze.
Pun of the Day
The calligrapher hit by a car was wrotequill.
Pun of the Day
NED: Will you help me pass my French exam?
ED: Sure, no problem at all.
NED: Oh thank you. I am full of grad etude!
Pun of the Day
Early hominids were always getting lost. Especially the ancient Meanderthals.