To get a job as a lifeguard, you need to know someone with lots of pool.
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Feeding beef to a dog is in corgi a bull behaviour.
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Everyone in the North is so pale, because of all the tundra and lightening.
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I tried to make a living selling shoe inserts to little people. It was an un midget gaited disaster.
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I recently stepped on some gum. It has led to a lot of sole-searching.
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Shortest distance between two points on the river Nile is a hippopotamus.
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Sommeone who really nose grapes is a winoceros. I read it in a bouquet.
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Too much cereal gives me my grains.
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Anyone with a phablet is a big phoney.
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A thirsty Frenchman is still quite soif.